My cursive is the devils language, and not in a sexy way, but in a “oh shit she’s been possessed and might rotate her head around” kind of way. How people like you have good cursive is beyond me.
To be legible I have to write in all caps. My handwriting is just screaming. All the time.
I’m not sure there’s any such thing as good cursive. I think it may just be a socially responsible way to scribble instead of write.
So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?”
quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more
War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers
Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON’T EAT PALEO YOU’RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’
Death drives a minivan
I’m sorry I just really had to draw this _(:’3_)_
I will ALWAYS reblog this.
I want someone to put this in a book or a movie and I need it to be called “Death Drives a Minivan”
Oh that Terry Pratchett were still alive and could write this book.
Oh my gosh yes 😀
but i'm pretty sure she rolled trump up in a carpet and booted him down the stairs, i hope your god forgives you because we sure won't, it was not a win for him, seriously?, she eviscerated him, sorry not sorry to doubt you cnn
greateyewarp: When you’re a huge news network that can totally take criticism. This whole roast was just brutal. Michelle Wolf: …
also no mention of the fact that harley quin is dr. strange's assistant, also they apparently forgot about the woman whose identity catwoman stole, batman vs two-face, can i just say it amuses me that two-face got his own film, i am sorry yvonne craig wasn't in it though, is she still just... hanging out in jail, she's just like a cameo and then gone, that was pretty fun, while joker penguin and riddler had to share, why would you do this to lee merriweather
well, that’s handy.
Ok, I would like to preface this by saying that 1) I have never watched the show Hannibal or seen the movie Silence of the Lambs and 2) I have never seen any show involving Gordon Ramsay and only had the vaguest idea of who he was before all of this started. I feel like I should make this clear before we get into any discussion of this ship.
That said, I am opening this post to all comments, large and small, profound and silly, about the love life of this ship I have been so unfortunate as to bring into wide knowledge. Please, discuss amongst yourselves. Imagine. Headcanon. Write. Draw. Let your imaginations soar. Enjoy yourselves. I know nothing about these people or this ship and, frankly, I really couldn’t care less. But if you do, then, well, what is fandom for?
And remember, if you post anything about it on AO3 and tag it as Silence of the Lamb Sauce, I will … do something with it. I’m really not sure what yet, but I’ll figure it out.
They invite a third person so they can make an idiot sandwich